Received a call from Laverne updating us on her bowel movement or should I say lack of one. The doctor will not release her from the hospital until she has a s$@". I suggested we sneak in some white castle hamburgers for her to chow down. They usually slide in and slide right out! Bowel movement accomplished. Why does this blog always turn to crap?
Her own personal walker and commode were delivered to her room this afternoon. I joked that we might need to tie the commode to the roof of the car if it doesn't fit inside the trunk. Can you picture the four of us driving from Sevierville with a toilet on top of our roof!
She reported that she walked farther than previous attempts in her afternoon PT session today.
The bottom line: No discharge from Laverne than no discharge from the hospital.
You need to tell mom to stop eating the taytos - they are blocking her up. With Andrew, its the cheese that he eats that blocks him up.
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